Courses for Women

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Everyday

4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

5. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game

6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

7. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His

8. Valuation: Just Because It’s Not Important to You . . .

9. Communication Skills I: Tears – The Last Resort, Not the First

10. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

11. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging

12. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

13. Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share

14. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

15. Introduction to Parking

16. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space

17. Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving the Towels on the Floor

18. Water retention: Fact or Fat

19. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

20. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption

21. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

22. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

23. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

24. Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To

25. Sex – It’s For Married Couples Too

26. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

27. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

28. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

29. Ballet: For Women Only

30. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

31. Learning to Go in Public Rest rooms

32. Appreciating the Humor of the Three Stooges

33. “Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?” – Why Men Lie

34. TV Remotes: For Men Only