Clocks

Hilary Clinton got hit by a bus and went up to heaven. To get in
though, she had to go see St. Peter. When she was in his office
she saw a bunch of clocks. “What are all these clocks for?” she
asked
“Oh, those are lying clocks. When a person lies the hand
moves.” St. Peter said
“Where’s my husband’s?” inquired Hilary. And Peter replied
“Oh. It’s in God’s office. They’re using it as a fan.”