Christmas Accident
By Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something related to or associated with Christmas or they will be rejected.
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a nut cracker, so he is also allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of woman’s underwear. Confused at this last gesture, St Peter asks, “How do these represent Christmas?”
The man answers, “They’re Carol’s.”
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Correction. St Peter says you must have something on you that’s analogous to Christmas. First man pulls out a lighter and says Christmas candle. The second pulls out and jingles his keys, Christmas bells. The third starts to sweat and is ready to panic when he reaches into his back pocket. He smiles in relief as he pulls out and holds a sexy pair of women’s panties up to St. Peter. St peter gasps and says “what in heaven’s name could those have to do with Christmas?” They’re Carol’s.
They’re not mine. I have one pair on , all the rest are washed and folded and in the drawer.
They’re not mine. I have one pair on, all the rest are washed and folded and in the drawer.