Throw away documentation and manuals, and users will be a hundred times happier. Throw away privileges and quotas, and users will do the Right Thing. Throw away proprietary and site licenses, and there won't be any pirating. If these three aren't enough, just stay at...
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What do you get when you cross a computer with an ice road? A hard drive.
I have only one firm belief in the American political system, and that is this: God is a Republican and Santa Claus is a Democrat. God is an elderly or,.
God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth. Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and...
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain. How do you know when a blonde has used your computer? There's white-out all over the screen. Why did.
One day three boys were riding their bikes in the woods. One of them got lost, so the other two rode their bikes to the police station and reported him.
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died.""Well," replied the man, "she...
Knock knock, Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup before we leave you alone!!
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them. Submitted by Glaci Edited by Tantilazing
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.