IBM: Idiotic Bit Masher
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Your Momma So Fat When She Put On A Yellow Suit Everyone Lined Up To Go On The Bus.
INTER OFFICE MEMORANDUM SUBJECT: Solution to Y2K Problem Factory Networks is pleased to announce the successful completion of a pilot program that was developed to establish a low-cost solution to.
your mama is so brown when she sat down she looked like a pile of dinousaur shit
Knock Knock Who's there? Usher! Usher who? Usher wish you would let me in! Knock Knock Who's there? Uta! Uta who? Uta sight, uta mind! Knock Knock Who's there? Utah!.
Throw away documentation and manuals, and users will be a hundred times happier. Throw away privileges and quotas, and users will do the Right Thing. Throw away proprietary and site.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an ice road? A hard drive.
It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in.
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!" The...