this little old lady calls 911. when the operator answers she yells, "help, send the police to my house right away! there's a damn democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself." "what?" the operator exclaimed. "i said there is a f****** democrat...
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What do you call the best fisherman? A master baiter.
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Glaci
How many guys does it take to change a lightbulb None they let the woman cook in the dark
Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A: It's called, Sosumi.
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned.
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Your Momma So Fat When She Put On A Yellow Suit Everyone Lined Up To Go On The Bus.
INTER OFFICE MEMORANDUM SUBJECT: Solution to Y2K Problem Factory Networks is pleased to announce the successful completion of a pilot program that was developed to establish a low-cost solution to.
your mama is so brown when she sat down she looked like a pile of dinousaur shit