Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?
Sarcastic One-Liners
Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs...
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
People say that laughter is the best medicine...my face must be curing the world!
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free...
''I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure out where the hell you got the idea I cared.”
Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them...
The best things in life are free *plus shipping and handling*