"An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true."
Sarcastic One-Liners
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you.
''A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.”
“Sarcasm is not an attitude. It is an art.”
“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.”
"I don't have a welcome mat at my door because I'm not a liar."
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.
There’s a lot to be said in his favor, but it’s not nearly as interesting