"An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true."
Sarcastic One-Liners
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow .Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone!
"I always say 'Morning' Instead of 'good morning' Because if it was a good morning, I would still be in bed and not talking to people."
I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue
“Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.”
“It’s all fun and games until someone doesn’t pick up on the sarcasm.”
"Sometimes the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense, I need a nap afterward."
“Have no fear of perfection—you’ll never reach it.”