Whoever told you to be yourself could not have given you a worse advice.
Sarcastic One-Liners
I love my life, but it just wants to be friends...
Two wrongs don’t make a right, take your parents as an example.
I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs...
“I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words.”
You have not been yourself lately. We have all noticed the improvement.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs...
The best things in life are free *plus shipping and handling*
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.