Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs...
Sarcastic One-Liners
“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.”
''When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.”
I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique... Just like everyone else...
I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended yet. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly."
“If I had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.”
''I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure out where the hell you got the idea I cared.”
Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It’s called wedding cake.
Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really...