Jokes
An elderly woman returns from her doctor and proclaims that he said that you need to write lists to assist a failing memory. Her husband explodes with mild invective ending with “I’m.
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom.
Danny sets up Andy to go on a blind date with Shirley, a friend of his. But Andy is a little worried about going out with someone he has never.
A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish than anyone else, whereas the other guys would only catch three or four a day. Sam.
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, but after a few minutes she eventually "I don't feel like.
After being married for 50 years, a man took a careful look at his wife and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junky car, slept on.