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Hunting in the Rain

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On February 8, 2022
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my shotgun and the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to load the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with...

Lists

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On February 7, 2022

An elderly woman returns from her doctor and proclaims that he said that you need to write lists to assist a failing memory. Her husband explodes with mild invective ending with “I’m.

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Unlikely Diagnosis

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On February 5, 2022
A woman takes her sixteen year old daughter to a doctor. The doctor says, “OK, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “This is my daughter Frances. She keeps getting these cravings then she gets sick most of the mornings, but somehow she is...

Blind Date

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On February 4, 2022

Danny sets up Andy to go on a blind date with Shirley, a friend of his. But Andy is a little worried about going out with someone he has never.

New Way to Fish

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On February 3, 2022

A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish than anyone else, whereas the other guys would only catch three or four a day. Sam.

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Olive Salesman

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On February 2, 2022
The Hodja (a teacher) was selling olives at the market and business was slow. He called to a woman who was passing by and tried to entice her. She shook her head and told him she didn't have any money with her. "No problem," the...

Disconnected

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On February 1, 2022

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, but after a few minutes she eventually "I don't feel like.

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Juggling Test

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On January 30, 2022
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop. "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Let's see...
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