A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since...
Jokes
A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi were discussing when life begins. "Life begins," said the priest, "at the moment of fertilization. That is when God instills.
Three men, an Irishman, a Scouser (man from Liverpool) and a Manc (man from Manchester) are given a wish each by a genie. The Irishman wished for all land in.
A guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, “What's the first thing you notice about me?” The guy responds, “You don’t have any ears.” Interviewer: “Get out! Send in the next guy.” Second guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, “What's...
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here!".
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or.
A blonde assistant to a CEO was asked to plan her boss' meetings during his East Coast trip. She didn't know what time to book his meetings on the day of his arrival in New York because she couldn't figure out what time he would be...
After a weekend full of drugs and alcohol, I turned up for work Monday morning and they where taking urine samples to test for drugs. It's a routine thing they.
Dave's friends came up to him after work one day and asked him to go out for a few beers with them. Dave replied, "No, I can't. My wife gets.
A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on...