I shot my teacher with a 44stud I went to her funrierll heck I went to her grave while everone threw flowers I threw a gernade 5 years later she rose from the dead my friend deven choped off her head
Dirty jokes
A worker on a construction site of a high rise building climbed all the way to the top of the building before realizing that he needed a second pair of.
A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, "I have some very bad news for you. I'm afraid that you're afflicted with a fatal and incurable disease.".
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said, "Well, aren't you going to ask me?""Ask you what?" replied the trucker. "If I'm a boy...
A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his wife finally said, if you fart any more, you'll fart your guts.
With yet another young man in her life Elizabeth Taylor decided that in her advancing years she needed to tighten up her vaginal area. She put her trust in her.
Years ago, while lying in my hammock and drinking JD from the bottle. I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realised it was the next door neighbour's 10 year old daughter's rabbit. For years I had watch...
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. The papa mole reached.
Humpty Dumpty f@#ked a fat wh*@e Humpty dumpty fell on the floor All the kings horses and all the kings men Bent the bitch over and f@#ked her again
Q: What's the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer? A: The taste.