Candy Colors

A grade school teacher often gave her students Lifesavers as a treat. The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red……………….Cherry
Yellow…………….Lemon
Green……………..Lime
Purple ……………Grape
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, “I will give you all a clue. It’s what your Mother may sometimes call your father.”
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, “Oh my God! They’re a-holes!”