Bossy Parrot

A guy was doing some handyman work at a house. Across the room, there was a large gray parrot on a perch.
At one point, the family dog came into the room and jumped up on the couch. The parrot said, “Get off the couch!” and the dog jumped down immediately.
After a while, a small child came into the room with toys, and the parrot said, “Go back to your room!” The child picked up his toys and left without hesitation.
The guy turned to the parrot and said, “I’ve never seen anything like that before.”
The parrot looked at the guy and said, “Get back to work!”