Speeding Blonde
By A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also blonde. The blonde cop asked to see her driver’s license.
She dug through her handbag and was getting progressively more agitated.
“What does it look like?” she finally asked. The policewoman replied, “It’s square and it has your picture on it.”
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman.
“Here it is,” she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
“OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”
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When Red Adair died he went to Heaven & St. Peter met him at the gates & said “I checked your file & you deserve to be in Heaven.”
So St. Peter was showing Red Adair around & everything St. Peter showed him Red said “aw, we got
them twice as big in Texas.” St. Peter had enough so he parted the clouds & showed Red hell.
I suppose you have something twice as big in Texas? Red Adair said “no but we got some good old
boys in Texas that could put it out.”
I would like to forward the speeding blond; also the Red Adair joke how do I do that ?
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