Blonde Jokes

A man walks into a bar and asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The bartender said: “Before you tell that joke look at the end of the bar. Those two ladies down there are a combined 450lbs and they are blonde professional wrestlers. Now look over to the door our bouncer is 6’8″ and is 385lbs and he’s blonde. As for myself, I am a retired marine and I’m blonde. Now are you sure you still want to tell that joke?” The man said: “That’s alright, I don’t wanna have to explain it 4 times.”