Betting a Blonde
By A blonde and a redhead are watching the late news. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the mean in the lead story, who is on the ledge of a 40-story building, will jump.
“I’ll take that bet,” the blonde replied.
A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had, indeed, jumped from the building. The redhead, feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such a tragic incident, turns to the blonde and tells her that she doesn’t need to pay the $50.
“No, a bet’s a bet,” the blonde replies. “I owe you $50.” The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies, “No, you don’t understand. I saw the six o’clock news, so I knew how it was going to turn out.” “That’s OK,” the blonde replies. “I saw it earlier too, but I didn’t think he would jump again.”