Baby Names

When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Her 4-year-old son, Sam, overheard some of his parents private conversations.
One day, when Diane and Sam were shopping, a woman asked Sam if he was excited about the new baby.
“Yes!” Sam said.
“Do you know if you’re getting a sister or a brother?” the woman inquired to entertain the boy.
“No,” exclaimed Sam, “but I know what we are going to name it.”
“Oh, that’s great, can you tell me?” continued the woman.
“If it’s a girl we’re going to call her Christina, and if it’s another boy we’re going to call it quits!” came the reply.