It takes patience to listen.. it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
Author: juhy
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t.
I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.”