“Sarcasm: helping the intelligent tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.”
Author: juhy
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.”
“Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can’t even finish my second apple pie.”
“Have no fear of perfection—you’ll never reach it.”
“Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.”
"Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person, but then I laugh and continue my day."
“It’s wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.”
I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”
"I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn't the right answer."
I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, gross, godless, evil stuff... and I want it (: