Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.”
Author: juhy
I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
I love my life, but it just wants to be friends...
Going to temple/church/mosque doesn’t make you a human, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car...
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
Whoever told you to be yourself could not have given you a worse advice.
I love my life, but it just wants to be friends...
Two wrongs don’t make a right, take your parents as an example.
I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs...