“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”
Author: juhy
“People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world.”
"Sometimes the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense, I need a nap afterward."
"Instead of 'have a nice day,' I think I'll start saying, 'have the day you deserve.' You know, let karma sort things out."
A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls. The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day. Thinking this was a.
“Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.”
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.” The attorney...
"Like good wine, marriage gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it."
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins.".
"Instead of 'have a nice day,' I think I'll start saying, 'have the day you deserve.' You know, let karma sort things out."