The man: "God, how long is a million years?" God: "To me, it's about a minute." The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?" God: "To me it's a penny." The man: "God, may I have a penny?" God: "Wait a minute."
Author: juhy
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”
"I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.”