“If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever.”
Author: juhy
"It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy."
"When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark."
“Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.”
"Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.”
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late."
"Instead of 'have a nice day,' I think I'll start saying, 'have the day you deserve.' You know, let karma sort things out."
“Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”
"Sometimes the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense, I need a nap afterward."
“Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.”