It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.
Author: juhy
On a visit to my doctor, I was pleasantly surprised to find that he had installed taped music in the waiting room. As I sat there enjoying a piano recording,.
There’s a lot to be said in his favor, but it’s not nearly as interesting
When he talks, it isn’t a conversation. It’s a filibuster
I had applied for several scholarships for the upcoming year and was thrilled to learn that I had won one from my school, the University of Nevada, Las Vegas. Sometimes.
Advice to husbands: Try praising your wife now and then, even if it does startle her at first.
On a Miami to Chicago flight was a lively youngster who nearly drove everyone crazy. He was running up and down the aisle when the flight attendant started serving coffee. He ran smack into her, knocking a cup of coffee out of her hand and...
Every time a little boy went to a playmate’s house, he found the friend’s grandmother deeply engrossed in her Bible. Finally his curiosity got the better of him. “Why do.
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.
"Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing ANYTHING away EVER. I snuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican druglord."