A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?” The man replied, “These are my penguins. They belong to me.” “You need to take them...
Author: juhy
“Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.”
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the.
Some people dress to impress, some people undress to impress.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?" God: "To me, it's about a minute." The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?" God: "To me it's a.
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”
"I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.”