''A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.”
Author: juhy
A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. The bartender says "What can I get you?" Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes? Bartender (looking surprised.
“Sarcasm is not an attitude. It is an art.”
A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man...
“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.”
One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately.
"I don't have a welcome mat at my door because I'm not a liar."
A Husband and Wife at Custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?" Ex wife: "I brought.
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up", said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?", inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually...