"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
Author: juhy
I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”
"Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist."
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
"An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true."
A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
There was a man who has two dogs, named 'commonsense' and 'trouble'. He always brought his dogs to the park every evening. One day, he only brought 'trouble' to the.
I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you.
A preacher was told by his doctor that he had only a few weeks left to live. He went home feeling very sad, and when his wife heard the sad news she said to him, "Honey, if there's anything I can do to make you...