Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. “She’s incredibly mixed up,” said one doctor. “She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours, she gave him...
Author: juhy
“Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.”
“It’s all fun and games until someone doesn’t pick up on the sarcasm.”
"Sometimes the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense, I need a nap afterward."
“Have no fear of perfection—you’ll never reach it.”
Always remember that you are absolutely unique... Just like everyone else...
"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege."
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
"A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him."
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.