''Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here."
Author: juhy
''I don't have a welcome mat at my door because I'm not a liar."
''I don't go crazy. I am crazy. I go normal from time to time."
''What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor."
''I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.”
''I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended yet. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly."
I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting.
Facebook is telling me to ’reconnect’ with my brother...hmmm, I see him everyday
I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.