I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Author: juhy
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
“Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.”
“When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.”
“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.”
“Have no fear of perfection—you’ll never reach it.”
“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.”
"Sometimes the first step toward forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot."
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the University of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?".
"Have some fun with your life. Call in sick to places you don't even work at."