Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Author: juhy
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.”
A woman is like a tea bag: You can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.”
In order to maintain a well-balanced perspective, the person who has a dog to worship him should also have a cat to ignore him. “
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves!
"Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person, but then I laugh and continue my day."
I’m a prince in Lagos, Nigeria and I want you to help me move $500 million out of the country.
“Mother Nature is wonderful. She gives us 12 years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.”
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.