I never knew what happiness was until I got married—and then it was too late.
Author: juhy
’Gods are fragile things, they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.’
If something goes wrong at the office, blame the guy who can’t speak English...
Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It’s called wedding cake.
I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
I used to think I was indecisive. But now I'm not so sure.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Why play so hard to get when you are already so hard to want?