Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Author: juhy
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
I used to think I was indecisive. But now I'm not so sure.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Why play so hard to get when you are already so hard to want?
THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
You have not been yourself lately. We have all noticed the improvement.
You have not been yourself lately. We have all noticed the improvement.
You can’t be a real country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.