I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting.
Author: juhy
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue
“It’s wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.”
“My level of sarcasm has gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I am kidding anymore.”
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. “She’s incredibly mixed up,” said one doctor. “She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told.
“Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.”
“It’s all fun and games until someone doesn’t pick up on the sarcasm.”
"Sometimes the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense, I need a nap afterward."
“Have no fear of perfection—you’ll never reach it.”
Always remember that you are absolutely unique... Just like everyone else...