A blonde woman walks into an auto parts store. The associate asks how she is doing and what he could do for her. She replies, "I'm fine. I need a.
A group of American tourists were on a guided tour through an ancient castle in Europe. "Ladies and gentlemen," the guide said, "this castle is over 700 years old. Nothing.
Anthony and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and Anthony suddenly dove into the deep end..
As in many homes on New Year's Day, Janet and Nigel, a happily married couple, faced the annual conflict of which was more important: the football match on the TV,.
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects $2-3 every day. Jose brings home a suitcase.
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens.
