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Pickup Line

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On January 27, 2023
A rather elderly gentleman walks into an upscale hotel cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image. Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady in...

Children’s Sermon

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On January 26, 2023

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial,.

Lottery Winnings

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On January 25, 2023

Dave went to his local lotto center to check his ticket. When the clerk checked his ticket Dave was told that he had won 5 million dollars. Dave went right.

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Biology Mid-term

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On January 23, 2023
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.  The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk." The question was worth 70 points or none at all.  One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:...

Secret Spot

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On January 22, 2023

At a restaurant both, celebrating their 50th Anniversary, the husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?.

Cryptic Message

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On January 21, 2023

A new pastor was visiting his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. He.

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Corrupt Juror

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On January 20, 2023
Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the state. One carried a penalty of 15 years while the other was a life...

Merits of a Mistress

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On January 19, 2023

An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being.

Fighting Logic

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On January 18, 2023

A mother of a seven year old is called to school where she learns from the principal that her son had just been in a fight. Feeling the pressure under.

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Father’s Lesson

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On January 17, 2023
A father talks to his son about the importance of finding the right partner in life.  He made a list of attributes the ideal woman should have and said, "Son, meeting the right woman is not easy, but if you use this list as your...
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