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Penny For Your Thoughts

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On April 4, 2023
A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.For several minutes, they sat silently. Then finally, the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus.""Well, uh, I was thinkin'....
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Broken Into

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On April 1, 2023
An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into.She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.The dispatcher...

Hypnotic Healing

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On March 31, 2023

A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What happened?” His wife.

Something Exciting

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On March 30, 2023

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids.

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Robbery in D.C.

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On March 29, 2023
Late one night, in Washington D.C. a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money!!!" he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this – I am...

Severe Grieving

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On March 27, 2023

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, which was parked on the cemetery road. His attention was diverted to.

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The Hereafter

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On March 26, 2023
Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.” She said to him, “I think about it many times a day.” “Oh, really?” said the minister. “That is very wise." “It’s not...
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