Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
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Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A. One of his fingers is clean.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn..
Bush: Whiskers No Longer a Threat to U.S. The search for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq came to an end today as U.S. military officials found chemical, biological and nuclear weapons hidden in the scraggly beard of former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. The Iraqi...
A husband buys his wife flowers for for the first time in their married life, and she is so excited she grabs him by the hand, pulls him up the.
Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run.
- You know stuff about tanks.- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.- You can open all your own jars.- Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.- You don't have to learn to...
A young journalism student at the University of Tennessee was assigned to write a human interest story. He went into the mountains to do some research. There, he found an.
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were about to get in the car to go home when I.
The Importance of Proper Punctuation----------------------------------------------------------Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is all about. You aregenerous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like youadmit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me forother men. I yearn for you. I have no...