Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn. I hope the dog that's running free, Doesn't see that little part of me, Many...
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Bush: Whiskers No Longer a Threat to U.S. The search for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq came to an end today as U.S. military officials found chemical, biological and.
A husband buys his wife flowers for for the first time in their married life, and she is so excited she grabs him by the hand, pulls him up the.
Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar...
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- You know stuff about tanks.- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.- You can open all your own jars.- Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.- You.
25 slogans for national comdom week. Cover your stump before you hump. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker. Don't be silly, protect your willy. When in doubt, shroud your spout. Don't be a loner, cover your boner. You can't go wrong, if you shield...
A young journalism student at the University of Tennessee was assigned to write a human interest story. He went into the mountains to do some research. There, he found an.
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were about to get in the car to go home when I.
The Importance of Proper Punctuation----------------------------------------------------------Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is all about. You aregenerous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like youadmit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me forother men. I yearn for you. I have no...