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And for the Main Course A man in Taormina, Italy was hospitalized after swallowing 46 teaspoons, 2 cigarette lighters, and a pair of salad tongs. Do-It-Yourself Brain Surgery?! In Ohio,.
In a repair shop: "We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1."
Why did bill clinton stop playing the sax-aphone? he decided he like the hormonica better (whore- monica)What do you call eight days of sex hannucah lewinsky
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off!" "Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely. "See,.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A. One of his fingers is clean.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn..
Bush: Whiskers No Longer a Threat to U.S. The search for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq came to an end today as U.S. military officials found chemical, biological and.
A husband buys his wife flowers for for the first time in their married life, and she is so excited she grabs him by the hand, pulls him up the stairs, strips lies on the bed with her legs wide open, and says darling this...