I wish I was a glow worm. A glow worm's never glum. It's hard to be downhearted, When the sun shines out your bum!
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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They.
HI My NAME IS LACEY AND THIS IS A FUNNY joke!!
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he...
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them..
There has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man, with the possible exception of the sword.
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic his surgeon comes in and tells him: "Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you.""Give me the bad news first, Doc." says the patient....
Q. Is your dad a terrorist, because you are the bomb!
You know you've had too much coffee when... * You can type sixty words a minute with your feet * Instant coffee takes too long * You chew on other.
This man stops over to visit his grand parents, during a hot spell, and finds his grand father standing in front of the air conditioner without any pants on.Man says: Gramps, what are you doing? You don't have any pants on."Grandfather says "It's your Grand...