Story of a Physics student who got the following question in an exam:"You are given an accurate barometer, how would you use it to determine the height of a skyscraper ?"He answered: "Go to the top floor, tie a long piece of string to the...
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Bill Clinton and the Pope both died on the same day. Due to a minor clerical error, the Pope went to Hell, while Clinton went to Heaven. When the Pope.
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They.
HI My NAME IS LACEY AND THIS IS A FUNNY joke!!
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the.
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them..
There has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man, with the possible exception of the sword.
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic his surgeon comes in and tells him: "Well, I've got good news and.
Q. Is your dad a terrorist, because you are the bomb!
You know you've had too much coffee when... * You can type sixty words a minute with your feet * Instant coffee takes too long * You chew on other people's fingernails * You answer the door, before people knock * You sleep with your...