Little Johny was at home doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine." In that moment, his mother comes in and hears what he is...
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A man and his girlfriend are having a sexual encounter. He asks her to "go downtown" so, with a sigh, she gets on her knees in front of him and.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there. After the service, he was approached by a woman who said, "Preacher,...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on..
Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day , he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into.
What is the definition of a hillbilly virgin? An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.
Bumper sticker I spotted recently on the 405 freeway (In L.A.):"Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window."
Entra un hombre a la iglesia y se acerca al confesionario; el sacerdote al verlo llegar pronuncia: "Ave Mar�a Pur�sima. Dime hijo, �en qu� te puedo ayudar?" El hombre, ni.
Story of a Physics student who got the following question in an exam:"You are given an accurate barometer, how would you use it to determine the height of a skyscraper ?"He answered: "Go to the top floor, tie a long piece of string to the...