So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul...
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An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is the express degree you told me.
Q: Four gay men walk in a bar to have beer they find only on chair. What do they do to all sit down? A: They turn the chair upside.
your momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
One day a cowboy was riding down the trail. He came upon a fork in the path. At the fork he looked down and found an indian lying bucknaked on.
15> Double your measure, double your gun 14> Share a stick with the one you love 13> Just like the Cubs at Wrigley Field, you, too, will be able to.
Home on the Web ----------------- (to the tune of "Home on the Range") VERSE: Oh give me a site where the links all work right -- one that doesn't take too long to load -- where the text can be seen on my 13-inch screen...
Bumper sticker I spotted recently on the 405 freeway (In L.A.):"Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window."
Entra un hombre a la iglesia y se acerca al confesionario; el sacerdote al verlo llegar pronuncia: "Ave Mar�a Pur�sima. Dime hijo, �en qu� te puedo ayudar?" El hombre, ni.
Story of a Physics student who got the following question in an exam:"You are given an accurate barometer, how would you use it to determine the height of a skyscraper ?"He answered: "Go to the top floor, tie a long piece of string to the...