1. I like your boy/girl friend 2. Your not my best friend any more 3. Your momma needs to go on a diet 4. I think that your just jealus 5. You have a wierd family 6. I feel bad for you 7. How come...
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Two old men are sitting outside the town hall, where a flower show is in progress. One complains, "Cripes, life is boring. We never have any fun! For $5, I'll.
One day a plane filled with lawyers crashed down into a feild. The next day the police came to investigate the accident. They saw the farmer that owned the feild..
A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented,...
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in.
Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists? They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.
So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble.
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is the express degree you told me.
Q: Four gay men walk in a bar to have beer they find only on chair. What do they do to all sit down? A: They turn the chair upside down and sit on the legs.