The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up to her hubby and asks, "Sweetheart, how many others were there before me?" After a few minutes of silence, the wife says, "Well, I'm waiting." And the guy takes a deep...
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A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned.
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar. He sits on this HUGE stool and says to the bartender' man, I heard things are big down here in.
To the tune of Leslie Gore's It's My Party Everybody knows that Bill had fun Hilary doesn't know that he's mine She keeps her head in the sand while Billy and I make time It's the grand jury and I'll lie if I want to...
There was once a clairvoyant little boy, who could foresee the future. One night while saying his prayers, the little boy was heard to finish, "God bless Mommy, God bless.
Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists? They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.
So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble.
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is the express degree you told me.
Q: Four gay men walk in a bar to have beer they find only on chair. What do they do to all sit down? A: They turn the chair upside down and sit on the legs.