Rules for Women to live by(as given by men). 1. Return calls. 2. Don't lie, either. We have call waiting. 3. Use handcuffs in place of tape (doesn't stick to hair). 4. If girls night out involves exotic dancers, remember, he's stuffed his speedos. 5....
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A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for.
Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law graduates, Sally and Edith, were competing for a prestigious job. As part of the job interview each was asked why she wanted the job..
A ventriloquist had just finished his polack joke routine when a huge, drunk polack confronted him, ''I'm sick of your polack jokes and I'm going to knock the shit out of you.'' ''I'm sorry, it was all in good fun,'' replied the comedian. The polack...
Be content with what you've got, but be sure you've got plenty.
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks.
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up to her hubby and asks, "Sweetheart, how many others were there before me?" After a few minutes of silence, the wife says, "Well, I'm waiting." And the guy takes a deep...
A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned.
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar. He sits on this HUGE stool and says to the bartender' man, I heard things are big down here in.
To the tune of Leslie Gore's It's My Party Everybody knows that Bill had fun Hilary doesn't know that he's mine She keeps her head in the sand while Billy and I make time It's the grand jury and I'll lie if I want to...