I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather did ... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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You're a teacher who walks into the classroom and says, "Good Morning..." When your class says "Good Morning" back, they're Freshmen. When they put their newspapers down and open their.
1.i think barry manilow is one cool motherf*****. 2. no, i don't want another beer. i have to work tomorrow. 3. i think hairy butts are really sexy. 4. her.
stupid are dumb...to dumb that you get hated.
yo mamma so fat she stepped on the scale and the scale said to be continued..........
Un borrach�n llega a un hotel y pregunta por el ba�o. "Siga hasta el final del pasillo y gire hacia la izquierda". El beodo sigui� hasta el final del pasillo.
There were two guys fishing in a boat. And they haven't caught anything all day. Suddenly the one pulls up a old lamp and wipes it off. Out comes a genie. The genie says " I will give you one wish what will it be?"...
A man walks into a bar one day to see a horse tied up to a stool with a bucket full of five dollar bills beside him. The man goes.
BARBIE'S LETTER TO SANTA: Dear Santa: Listen you fat troll, I've been saving your ass every year, being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in December and dressing.
Q:Knock Knock Whos There Arentcha Aretcha Who A:Arentcha You Gonna Get Back To Work.