A five year old boy asks his father, "Dad what's between mom's legs?" "Paradise," replies the father not knowing what to say to a five year old. "And what's between your legs, dad?" continues the little boy. The father replies, "A key to the paradise,...
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A young couple took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitations, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his.
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the Princess. But there was a problem. The princess was cursed. Anything she touched would melt..
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so.
A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read.
A little old lady went into the Bank one day, carrying a bag of money. She asked to speak with the bank president to open an account because, “It’s a lot of money!” The reluctant staff finally ushered her into his office. The bank president...
One day a lady asked her husband if she could get a face transplant. The husband said, "Why do you want to get a face transplant? You're 65. You're going.
A drunk staggered down to hotel reception and demanded a change of room. He was so insistent that the receptionist was forced to call the manager. "What seems to be.
A married couple in their 60's were visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband", said the wife. And two tickets for a luxury cruise magically appeared in her hand. Husband says,...