Two old guys at a senior center were sipping lemonade on the porch. One says to the other, "I see that the older I get, the more pain I am in. It.
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he.
An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to her interest.
A woman said to her friend, "I don't know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can't imagine. He doesn't put anything in its place,.
Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul, the banker, says to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim so.
A middle-aged man was visibly shaken when his doctor advised that he had only six months to live because of the terminal disease that was detected during a recent physical.
