“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin...
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so.
A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read.
A little old lady went into the Bank one day, carrying a bag of money. She asked to speak with the bank president to open an account because, “It’s a lot of money!” The reluctant staff finally ushered her into his office. The bank president...
One day a lady asked her husband if she could get a face transplant. The husband said, "Why do you want to get a face transplant? You're 65. You're going.
A drunk staggered down to hotel reception and demanded a change of room. He was so insistent that the receptionist was forced to call the manager. "What seems to be.
A married couple in their 60's were visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband", said the wife. And two tickets for a luxury cruise magically appeared in her hand. Husband says,...
This one married man was suspecting his wife cheating on him while he is at work so he goes out to a bird pet store to buy a parrot and.
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you.
A guy and his wife were speeding down the interstate when a state cop pulls him over. The man says, "What's the problem officer? Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh Harry,...