A man receives a call from his Credit Card Company, “Sir, we have detected an unusual pattern of spending on your card, and we are calling to see if everything is alright.”“Yes,” replied the man. “My card was stolen over a month ago.”“Why didn’t you...
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A man came home one day and said to his wife: "Honey, what would you do if I said I'd won the lottery?" She sneered: "I'd take half and then.
The CEO of a major corporation asked his press officer to write a twenty-minute speech for the shareholders meeting. Upon his return from the meeting he is furious at the.
On a hot summer afternoon a beautiful young woman came across a secluded pool, largely hidden from view by a row of bushes. After checking that nobody was around, she took off all her clothes, but just as she was about to jump in, a...
My husband and I couldn’t decide which jacket to buy our granddaughter, so we asked the young salesman. “If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend,” I said, “which.
A small boy turned to his Aunt Mildred and said: "My God, you're ugly!" His mother overheard the remark and was appalled. She took him aside and gave him a.
Fearing that he would be late for an important business meeting in London, a motorist was beginning to panic because he couldn't find a parking space. Street after street was full, and growing ever more desperate, he decided to seek help from the Almighty. Looking...
A woman with a minor injury was at the hospital because her doctor said she wanted to take a closer look at it to make sure everything was all right..
Ted walks into a bar and shouts out, "So, who's the strongest guy in here?" The toughest guy looks at him and says, "I am the strongest person around these.
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young bride. Determined to satisfy...