The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! She said, "I have some really great news! I'm pregnant!!!" I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's...
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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son.
Two neighbors were talking about work. One said, "I hate my job, our foreman just decided that we were only going to get 15 minute break twice a day because.
"Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her? I am desperate!" The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of pills. "Ordinarily, I wouldn't do this....
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father. His father.
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the...
There lived a husband and a wife.One afternoon,the man came from work and saw his wife in the kitchen stragling with house flies.He asked,dear what is the matter?. She answered,am.
A priest approached a small boy on the street and said: "Could you tell me where the Post Office is, please?" The boy gave him directions and the priest said:.
This older couple were sitting on the front porch in their rocking chairs talking about how they could save money on various necessities. All of a sudden, the old man reached over, grabbed the woman’s breast and said, “You know, if these gave milk then we...